horoscopes

Virgo (This horoscope is intentionally left blank) Scorpio Impending adulthood is upon you. No amount of preparation is enough. Capricorn  Lead the charge to put DVD drives back into Apple products. Pisces Someone is going to rain on your parade, so take an umbrella with you. Taurus  Build healthy habits, like driving everywhere you go. You wouldn’t … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 09.26.13

Virgo Sour Patch Kids are delicious. That’s it, that’s your horoscope. Scorpio Read a book that is on or has been on a banned/challenged books list. Capricorn  You need more citrus in your diet. Pisces You should probably catch up on all that studying you have expertly put off. Taurus  It’s been proven that pop music can help you study, so BUMP IT … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 09.19.13

Virgo Invest in dry shampoo. On second thought, just shower. Scorpio This is the last horoscope you’re getting from us for a while, so make it count. Capricorn  Your stars will align and you’ll find $20, which will actually end up being fake; don’t worry, though, the cashier will believe you when you say you found it and not call the cops. Pisces Everyone … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 11.14.13

Virgo Write that strongly worded letter you’ve been meaning to write. You will be surprised by how far it actually goes. Scorpio It’s time for you to bring Pogs back to the national dialogue. Capricorn Hayao Miyazaki is retiring. Depending on your perspective, mourn the loss or celebrate the career with a Studio Ghibli movie marathon. Pisces Always wear … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 09.05.13