Graphic courtesy of Monica Avila Maybe because of Halloween, or maybe because of a lack of sleep, this week we at the Graphic were feeling particularly clairvoyant. We were struck by the truth during a 30-second vision quest on the sands of Point Dume. Though no tea leaves were read in the process of this prediction, you can be certain that there is a 15 percent chance that … [Read more...] about Horoscopes for the Modern Student
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Horoscopes 10.24.13
Virgo Whatever happens today, at least you didn’t shut down the whole world for the sake of a tantrum. Scorpio Back up your computer. You’ll thank me later. Capricorn “Breaking Bad’s” ending wasn’t that great. Get over it. Pisces No one’s outside watching your every move. That’s silly! Taurus You have a daunting decision ahead of you, so remember — whichever path you … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 10.24.13
Horoscopes 10.03.13
Virgo No, you cannot have that pint of ice cream. Scorpio Why go out when you can stay in? No one ever regrets the nights they marathon their favorite shows. Capricorn If you think you’re too out-of-practice to play Temple Run, don’t worry — your muscle memory has you covered. Pisces Don’t forget to pay your bills this month. Taurus Children don’t … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 10.03.13
Horoscopes 01.16.14
Virgo All you do is work, but now is the time to relax and unwind. Take this year as an opportunity to revitalize yourself and go on a vacation. Scorpio You went through a lot last year, and the ride isn’t over yet. This year, though, you’ll encounter a rebirth. Capricorn You have to let go of old and toxic family patterns. And, while shedding that baggage, you’ll have an … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 01.16.14
Horoscopes 09.12.13
Virgo Your guiding television character for the week is Leslie Knope: You constantly surround yourself with people who love and care about you. Do something nice for them by getting them some waffles and thoughtful gifts. Scorpio Charlie Kelly: You’re quirky and true to yourself. Though some people might not appreciate or respect you, don’t change. You will find the … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 09.12.13