SCORPIO — Turn your birthday into your birth week and demand presents from your friends every day of the week.
SAGITTARIUS — If you keep your hands at 10 and 2, it’ll be 1:50 forever.
CAPRICORN — Invite Gemini for a walk around campus. If he refuses, ask Leo to drive you instead.
AQUARIUS — Ride shotgun in Leo’s car and play a Kidz Bop CD.
PISCES — Sagittarius just thinks she just got out of her 2 o’ clock class. Hang out in the Caf.
ARIES — You can’t trust Sagittarius’ driving or punctuality. Ask Leo for a ride.
TAURUS — Don’t sell that old video game. Get Libra to pay you for it so you can both give it to Scorpio.
GEMINI — The higher you climb, the lower you’ll fall. Avoid stairs and hills.
CANCER — Aquarius is looking for old Kidz Bop CDs. You can corner the market.
LEO — Drop Aries off at the third night of Scorpio’s birth week celebration. Then wait in the car and read a book.
VIRGO — Sagittarius and Pisces don’t know about Scorpio’s birth week. Don’t tell them.
LIBRA — Leo’s acting like a soccer mom. Ask for some money to buy a video game. Give it to Scorpio.
