Scorpio: Write a love letter to your middle school crush.
Gemini: Brag to your Midwest friends about the California winter weather. They will appreciate it.
Capricorn: Buy a juicer. Juice everything from carrots to pizza. Yum!
Aquarius: Celebrate! You’re in the Age of Aquarius!
Pisces: Try to be good in the new year. Call your parents every once in a while.
Aries: Taylor Swift knew you were trouble when you walked in.
LEO: Take up a sport that makes you work out. Wii bowling does not count.
Taurus: Watch all the TV shows starting back up so you can talk about “Girls” and “Downton” without looking like a weirdo.
Sagittarius: Tie–– dye your mom’s white towels. She will also appreciate it.
Virgo: Walk on the wild side this week. Wear moon boots to class.
Libra: From now on, flip a coin to help you decide life’s hardest decisions.
CANCER: Channel Spiderman and try to jump between the roofs of buildings.
