Libra- Don’t listen to those cheesy love songs. They’ll only bring you down.
Scorpio- Keep your enemies close and your wallet closer.
Sagittarius- Go use a 90’s movie pickup line on someone — it could work.
Capricorn- Prank phone calls are every snooper’s best friend.
Aquarius- Network with the most unlikely suspect.
Pisces- Take your time making those life-changing decisions. It’s not the time for impulses.
Aries- Don’t trust fortune cookie advice. It’s not as reliable as mine.
Taurus – Don’t hold back — tell them how you really feel.
Gemini- Now that you’ve caught up on sleep, hit the ground running.
Cancer- Someone’s spread rumors about you … can you guess who?
Leo- We all know you enjoy stirring up drama — your efforts are applauded.
Virgo- Make it up as you go. Who would be able to tell the difference?