I purchased the latest edition of Cosmopolitan this week. Don't be alarmed. This but this is a purely scientific foray into the depths of this dubious magazine. I have determined that on behalf of the male population I will undergo a survey of this magazine garnering what relevant information I can and report it back to my gender so that we may all profit from my brave and … [Read more...] about Cosmopolitan Man
Just Don't Look
There is a singular place from which most of Internet culture comes and you've probably never heard of it. 4chan.net is the deep dark and often disgusting hole that breeds both genius and depravity. You can thank 4chan for classics like LOLcats Rickrolling and most nonsensical but hilarious things you've discovered on the Internet. But before you grab a computer and check it … [Read more...] about Just Don't Look
The early bird gets… Nothing
Today I've worked on a project presented a court case written a paper in two different languages worked five hours and by the time you're done reading this I'll have written a column. Why? Because since I was a kid everyone has told me that hard work is rewarded by success specifically monetary success. And it wasn't just said to me— every aspect of our culture … [Read more...] about The early bird gets… Nothing
Hiding Your Private Parts
It starts the moment you're born. People start making money by selling your information. Many of these unfolding privacy concerns have been focused on Facebook in the daily headlines with the premier of "The Social Network." But Facebook isn't the only company feeding off of your information and it's one of few that you've signed up for voluntarily. Despite how ridiculous it … [Read more...] about Hiding Your Private Parts
