LAURA JOHNSON
Assistant Life Editor
This list being for those five people on campus who have dates for this blessed celebration of love. For everyone else, you can just use your imagination.
(Note: Most of these also actually apply to just about any kind of date/thing/hangout/whathaveyou in general, so feel free to apply to life.)
10. Is Burger King OK?
9. Nice sweater. I just saw my grandma last week and she had the exact same one.
8. Oh no, it looks like you have something on your face (said while attempting to rub said thing off with a moist thumb). Oh, it seems that’s actually just your face.
7. Should I tell you now or later that sometimes I fart a little while making out?
6. I’m thinking we’ll start off with Bible study, then church and then my small-group prayer circle. Don’t worry, I’ll have you back by 8 p.m.
5. So I got this poison to go with our dinner. That way we can really be like Romeo and Juliet.
4. I really want our children to be named George, Paul, Ringo and John. Thoughts?
3. I bought you this cute little stuffed moose because I thought it looked a lot like you.
2. You don’t mind that I brought the other girl I’m seeing too, right?
1. It’s not you. It’s me … (not the time on V-Day, just not the time.)
02-14-2008
