Laura Johnson
We’ve all been there. And at odd times in the morning, there is no other restaurant in Malibu willing to offer its services to hungry college faces. Touting the healthiest menu possibly in the city, there is no disputing the fact that, sometimes, a little Jack is exactly what one needs – right then, right there.
10. Am I wearing my fat pants today? Depending on how much one is trying to eat it may be important to have a little extra room in the waist.
9. Do I have enough money? Those $1 tacos often do break the bank.
8. Wait, is there really a dance party going on in the parking lot? Most likely the answer is yes.
7. Wait, is that a person peeing next to the dumpster? Always a classy crowd at late-night J in the B.
6. Is “Skeletor” going to get my order right? He really is a great guy, and with all the horrible people he deals with nightly he does have a lot on his plate, but when I ask for curly fries, I don’t want onion rings instead!
5. Am I OK with the fact that this Oreo milkshake has more calories than the daily recommended amount?
4. Is everyone else doing it? It is funny how peer pressure works, but when the car pulls into the drive-thru, even if one is not hungry, suddenly there somehow is extra room.
3. This Sourdough Jack feels good now, but will it feel good in an hour?
2. Will I remember this tomorrow? If not, then it’s probably OK to consume.
1. WWJD – What Would Jack Do?
01-31-2008