SCORPIO — Don’t be a quitter. Smoking’s never killed anyone …
SAGITTARIUS — Share your problems with Gemini. You can trust him.
CAPRICORN — Try racing paper boats in the pool while the water polo team is practicing.
AQUARIUS — Take yoga classes for self-defense.
PISCES — Write a bucket list you can complete with an order at KFC.
ARIES — Start playing hopscotch on the CCB stairs.
TAURUS — Let Capricorn edit your next paper.
GEMINI — Start blogging.
CANCER — Tell Sagittarius about Gemini’s new blog.
LEO — Don’t eat with Pisces.
VIRGO — I bet you can take Aquarius in a fight.
LIBRA — Stand your ground on the CCB stairs and offer Scorpio a bubble gum cigarette.