LIBRA — Puppets, not truth, can be found in the shadows.
SCORPIO — The waxing moon won’t wax your car.
SAGITTARIUS — Try to pay for your meal at the Caf with an ace of spades.
CAPRICORN — Don’t take insults lying down. Sit up, at least.
AQUARIUS — All that glitters is not gold. It might just be glitter.
PISCES — You can do it!
ARIES — Try to get Sagittarius to pay for your meal at the Caf.
TAURUS — Ask Pisces for $20.
GEMINI — Stop insulting Capricorn.
CANCER — Aquarius’ arts and crafts would fetch a pretty penny at a pawn shop.
LEO — Wax Scorpio’s car in the middle of the night.
VIRGO — Show Libra how to make a crocodile with one hand.