LIBRA — Start walking backward around campus and whistle the backing-up noise.
SCORPIO — Sleep on the couches in the Caf between classes. Keep one eye open.
SAGITTARIUS — Try to get a Slinky to walk down the stairs from the SAC to Upper Dorm Row.CAPRICORN — Keep brushing your teeth.
AQUARIUS — Adjust your appearance in one of those hallway corner mirrors. Guys, try shaving.
PISCES — Bring Scorpio a pillow.
ARIES — Buy Virgo some Wheat Thins.
TAURUS — Silently give Capricorn a single piece of floss. Then, walk away.
GEMINI — Begin jogging the stairs between the SAC and Upper Dorm Row.
CANCER — Walk quickly around corners without looking.
LEO — Pretend you’re a highway patrolman and pull Libra over for a moving violation.
