VIRGO — Open your mind and your sinuses will follow.
LIBRA — Pay attention to the random pieces of art around the SAC. One hides a safe.
SCORPIO — Buy fresh fruit from Jamba Juice and sell it for twice as much at one of those tables in the Sandbar.
SAGITTARIUS — I just learned on Wikipedia that it takes more muscles to smile than frown. Do you really want to make the effort?
CAPRICORN — Virgo’s fighting a cold and is curiouser than usual. Try to sell him leprechaun’s blood and other zany cold remedies.
AQUARIUS — There’s too much pasta in your future. Pick up an extra to-go box from the Caf.
PISCES — Finish your homework so you can stay up late and watch TV — alone.
ARIES — Learn how to play a novelty instrument like the shofar or hurdy gurdy. Practice by the piano in the Sandbar and await accompaniment.
TAURUS — Ask your favorite Gemini for advice.
GEMINI — Run away from anyone asking you questions.
CANCER — Scorpio has a good deal on fruit this week.
LEO — This semester is off to a great start! Sept. 19 is the last day for a 75% refund on tuition.