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Horoscopes 08.26.13

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Aquarius This is a perfect week for you to finally start jogging. Or not. You’re perfect just the way you are, and jogging is the worst. Aries Someone is going to spill water on your laptop. You won’t be able to stop it, but try to act surprised when it happens. Cancer Do not, under any circumstances, let anyone borrow your car. The fact that people let anyone borrow their … [Read more...] about Horoscopes 08.26.13

Self-actualization comes in the form of a Hot Pocket

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Freshmen, welcome and calm down. It’s just college; in a few weeks, you’ll hate it just like you hate everything else in life. College is kind of like a Chipotle burrito — it’s so amazing in theory, but once you near the end of it, you’re like, ­“bleh,” and kind of want your money back. Again though, WELCOME! To the rest of you, somehow it has happened ... again. A fresh … [Read more...] about Self-actualization comes in the form of a Hot Pocket

Love and zombies warm hearts

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Just in time for Valentine’s Day, “Warm Bodies” has arrived, a zombie romantic comedy that won’t surprise or impress you, but if you go in with low expectations, you’ll at least think it’s cute. It’s “Twilight” meets “Romeo and Juliet” meets “Shaun of the Dead,” without being as good as its inspirations — but at least it doesn’t carry the stigma that “Twilight” does. When I … [Read more...] about Love and zombies warm hearts

Horoscopes

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Aquarius: According to celestial watchers, dark energy is upon you given the retrograde of the art of Nadir in the new moon of Venus. Pisces: See if you can walk on water this week.  Jesus did it –– so can you! Aries: Jack Nicholson was an Aries in the last half of “The Shining.” Taurus: Your fashion sense is pretty eclectic, erratic and bizarre. No offense. Gemini: Get a … [Read more...] about Horoscopes