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Horoscopes 10.31.13

November 30, 2013 by Edith Lagos

Virgo

Virgo? More like Fargo, am I right?

Scorpio

Did you pet an animal today? If you haven’t, try one of the deer.

Capricorn

Life is what you make of it, Dr. Frankenstein.

Pisces

Luna moths don’t have mouths so they starve to death. Sometimes I just don’t understand evolution.

Taurus

Just ask them if they’re upset with you. It’s better than living in this doubt.

Cancer

Your current relationship is toxic. Seriously. Why do you guys like hanging out with nuclear waste. That’s unhealthy.

Libra

Don’t follow people you know in real life on tumblr. That’s just weird.

Sagittarius

You’ve always owned that sweater. Don’t be silly.

Aquarius

Really? Is this really what you consider a good investment in time and resources?

Aries

Your stuffed animals have feelings, and they will revolt in due time.

Gemini

Maybe lay off the pie? We’re all getting worried about you.

Leo

No one appreciated the show “Dinosaurs” as much as they should have.

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As published in the Oct. 31 issue of the Pepperdine Graphic.

Filed Under: Life & Arts Tagged With: horoscopes, Malibu, pepperdine, Pepperdine University

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