Virgo
Virgo? More like Fargo, am I right?
Scorpio
Did you pet an animal today? If you haven’t, try one of the deer.
Capricorn
Life is what you make of it, Dr. Frankenstein.
Pisces
Luna moths don’t have mouths so they starve to death. Sometimes I just don’t understand evolution.
Taurus
Just ask them if they’re upset with you. It’s better than living in this doubt.
Cancer
Your current relationship is toxic. Seriously. Why do you guys like hanging out with nuclear waste. That’s unhealthy.
Libra
Don’t follow people you know in real life on tumblr. That’s just weird.
Sagittarius
You’ve always owned that sweater. Don’t be silly.
Aquarius
Really? Is this really what you consider a good investment in time and resources?
Aries
Your stuffed animals have feelings, and they will revolt in due time.
Gemini
Maybe lay off the pie? We’re all getting worried about you.
Leo
No one appreciated the show “Dinosaurs” as much as they should have.
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As published in the Oct. 31 issue of the Pepperdine Graphic.
