Hello fellow Americans. It is an honor to be standing here today, accepting your nomination to be the 45th President of the United States. I know it must have come as a surprise to most of you — a write-in candidate actually elected! — but what can I say? I have quite a few Facebook friends. First and foremost, I must put you all at ease. I know how you all like your … [Read more...] about Nation, I accept your nomination
Print Edition 11.1.12
Print edition from Nov. 1, 2012. [issuu width=590 height=620 embedBackground=%23000000 backgroundColor=%23222222 documentId=121105194204-fca31cc7df734303b1a4082f218e88ab name=print_edition_11-1-12 username=kaylaferg tag=life%20and%20arts unit=px v=2] … [Read more...] about Print Edition 11.1.12
Oklahoma! at Smothers Theater
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10 Seconds of Courage: Bust a Move Part II: Busting
After a thorough and smirk-heavy research gathering, it was time to walk that devastatingly smooth walk. First step: Acquire target. Find luckiest guy in the room. Surveying the crowd, the following studs caught my eye: Bachelor No. 1: Bleached, spiked hair. He wore a deep V-neck, revealing chest hair and a wooden tiki necklace. At least 65 and presumably enjoying his … [Read more...] about 10 Seconds of Courage: Bust a Move Part II: Busting
Swimming through the job pool
The swamp job. It’s scary, but it happens. The one we trudge through day in and day out, hoping one day to reach dry land. However unfortunate it is to be stuck in a dead-end or unfulfilling position, many people may not even realize they are plodding through the swamp, sinking as they swim. That, or they fear the prospect of change. As college students, we aspire to find … [Read more...] about Swimming through the job pool
